Clad in 8 year old pair of jogging bottoms and holey Doc Martins, your intrepid explorer is as ready as possible.
In which we realise mountain climbing doesn't always offer stunning views. (I'm on the right).
On Ben Nevis you can discover water in the air, falling from the air, rising from the ground or falling down the ground. Dryness is not an option.
Nearly there, excitement builds.
Summit. On the roof of Great Britain. Only 3 hours walk down now.
In conclusion: Don't do it.